When I grow up

Aquarium

bevedog — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:01:49 +0000

I’m going to have a really big fish tank with lots of fish and octopuses and things like that. And on my birthday I’ll invite a bunch of kids and they can all reach in with a cup or something and take a fish or an octopus or whatever and they can take it home. Do you think you would like an octopus? You could close your eyes and I could get it for you. Would you like a little octopus?

And don’t worry: I will not keep pufferfish in there. Whatever you catch, you keep. Catch it, keep it! You might get a baby shark. Just kidding! I wouldn’t do that, I wouldn’t put anything harmful in there. But you might get a baby turtle. Can I have a waffle?

Whatever I want

bevedog — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:47:49 +0000

Mr. 8: I can’t wait until I’m old enough to do whatever I want.

Mr. 4: Like fire the house?

Mask making seems fun, but I think I’d really rather be a scientist

bevedog — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 19:57:58 +0000

And I could make discoveries and create new things. Like, I could make entirely new animals! Like something that would be part human and part tiger!

I’m going to make a car that is made out of glass.

bevedog — Sun, 27 Dec 2009 00:23:29 +0000

All of it. Glass. But with rubber tires. Or big spiky wheels.

You know what I’m going to be?

bevedog — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 16:05:04 +0000

A mouse!

If I make a new machine, will I need a license for it?

bevedog — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 03:09:03 +0000

Because I think for what I want to make I will need a combination of a motorcycle license and a flyer’s license.

When I’m a mask-maker, I will rate my masks

bevedog — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:45:55 +0000

And most of them will probably be PG-13. And I’m going to make some that are so scary, they’ll be rated X.

Or maybe I’ll rate them by how old you should be. Like for third-graders and older.

Or you could rate the scariest ones “N” for “so scary Nobody should wear them.

[Pleased cackle] Yes, that would be good.

I’m going to invent a hat with a juicer on it

bevedog — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 18:42:37 +0000

So you can just take an apple or a carrot or whatever and put it in a container on your hat and it will make juice out of it. And it will have a straw like one of those backpacks where you can put water in them. And when I have a son or daughter I will make them a Halloween costume that looks like the hat.

I’m going to make a pair of boots that you will never want to take off

bevedog — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 00:41:27 +0000

…because they will have a heater and a cooler in them.

I’m going to make a record called “Potty Talk Rock.”

bevedog — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 02:36:55 +0000

And the DJ can move the record back and forth so it says “somebody farted farted farted.”